Corrupt a wish (The game)

Ugh, frickin poop.

Granted but i used you as a voodoo doll and shoved loads of needles in you.

I wish i had more time.

FRICK THAT HURT.
..Granted, but in the middle of the using the time ability, you got stuck in the time warp.
I wish. I could eat TEH SKYYY

You ate the sky. It tasted like poop. (feel my pain.)

I wish everyone besides me and yoshi would eat poop.

Wish granted. Then a poop-eater gives you a kiss.

I wish for the next person to post.

UGH -cry

I posted. But i cryed. GJ.

I wish for sleep.

Granted, but then you fell into eternal sleep LOL
I wish, I could. er. eat. MANGOS

(omfg I swear, I knew someone would start this game)

Granted, but you choke on the giant pip.
I wish I could fart rainbows.

Granted, but you get rainbow diarrhea.

I wish I could shit Cool Whip.

Granted, but you forget to wipe.
I wish I had longer hairrrr.

Wish granted. You have super long pubic hair.

I wish for a dead cat.

LOLL

Wish granted, but the cat stinks up your dorm.
I wish for a bowl of rice.

Granted but its covered in pee o.o

I wish for a puppy!

Granted but it pooped on you (POOP EVERYWHAR)

I wish for a wish =w=

Wish granted. The corruption of this wish carries over to the next. Meaning the next wish you make will be twice as corrupted.

I wish for wishes to not be corrupted.

Granted, but the wish expires in 5 minutes

I wish for some food

Granted, but i ate all of it.

I wish i wasn't so stubborn to people who just want to help and talk with me.

Granted. But Joey ends up popping up more often.

I wish I could do better.

(omg why )

You did better. Good job. But then you did worse.

I wish i could do a decent cosplay besides the fact that i'm a midget in real life ( 4'9 )

Wish granted, but then you grow seven feet tall.

I wish for 100 cats.

Granted, but this happens:



I wish i had better drawing skills.

Granted. But you end up having to do a lot of self-study.

I wish for a few less cats.

Granted, but then the cats had babies >.>
I wish I COULD HACK GRAVITY

Granted, but gravity had a firewall so it blocked you out.

I wish for a dog.

Granted, but you get Cerberus.

I wish for a catdog.

Granted, but it died because of its mutation. It will be missed.

I wish for more mango sweets!